FIND DICK

on the campaign trail


Dick's goal is to make as many public [& private] appearances as possible, 
focusing on the places others ignore.

Look for Dick to visit a random nook or cranny near you.
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*Actual campaign visits are subject to change. 
Please do not make any non-refundable travel plans based upon this information.
If Dick is coming somewhere near you,
we will give you a head's up!









Since some of you have expressed your love for our designs, but are unable [or unwilling] 
to wear a shirt with the word DICK on it, here's the solution.
We have recreated several of our most popular designs in a 'safe' version. 
Same awesome messages,  same cool graphics. 
But NO DICK. You're welcome!

Click on the link below to view these designs.

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